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howtobeafuckinglady:

I may look like a 6 now but with hair and makeup ima 20 and I will fuck ur father 

i never really liked

my name 

much

until i found out 

what it tastes like 

when you sigh it 

into my

mouth

dear-monday:

Repeat after me: I am a goddess. My spirit is towering, my soul is mighty, my breasts are magnificent and my shoes are super f*cking cute.

annehathawillannehathaway:

why is it so hard to find a guy who is 80+ y/o, has a 7 figure bank account, a life-threatening illness, and no living family

"If you’re almost 50 and NOT a millionaire, please do not speak to me."
-AllSugarNoSalt (via allsugarnosalt)